When I Say He's an Idiot, I mean he REALLY is an Idiot.

Me: I'm trying to stay calm but if you are going to continue to be a dick to me then I am going to become a major bitch here in about 2.5 seconds. Did you want to go there or not?
AH: That's really not fair.
Me: What's not fair?
AH: I get home from working all day and you're going to be a bitch to me.
Me: So, I should just let you be a dick to me and take it? Hell no.
AH: Well, I shouldn't have to take it either.
Me: I said IF you are going to be a dick then I am going to be a bitch back to you. If you are not going to be a dick, then I won't. You have a choice. It's fucking exhausting trying to talk to you. I can't believe that I just had to provide an explanation on that.