Farfa Kinowt

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Monday, July 10, 2006

OK, OK, Quit hitting me!!!

Damn! I take a small break from posting and these feisty women get all up on me about it. Well, I guess it has been a while. Sorry about that. Let's see......hmmm. What all has happened since I last posted.

• I got called from the temp agency about a job

• I had another rotten evening with AH and had to pack a bag and leave for the night so I wouldn't hit him in the head with a hammer and end up in jail doing 25 to life

• I lost another 5 lbs

• I found out that this guy who has been booty calling me trying to get me in bed told his girl friend that I was stalking him because she found my # in his phone

• I ran into him out the other night and told him off for saying lies about me and right after that he text messaged my friend who was sitting right next to me and asked her to go home with him. She went over to him and slapped him and caused a huge scene because she slapped the WRONG GUY so she got kicked out for the night and now everyone is laughing about it.

• I ran into the guy she slapped last night and talked to him for a while. He's very cute.

• The temp agency called and canceled my interview with that job they lined up for me because they found someone else to fill the position already and I'm very bummed about it.


So there you have it. My not so exciting life lately. I'm just trying to get a job so I can move away from AH and trying to have a little fun time with friends on the side.

Oh, BTW, it was DRAMA night at the bar last night. I could swear that people lost their minds! Someone said it might have been a full moon. Did anyone else have a rough day or anything strange happen?

5 Comments:

  • At 9:22 PM, Blogger Paula said…

    Oh Sherri! Sorry about the job. I was rooting for you to get it. Thanks for catching up :) ~P

     
  • At 7:24 AM, Blogger mikster said…

    Bummer on the job thing. I'm too old for much drama here. But I'll revel in yours if that's ok.

     
  • At 7:31 AM, Blogger Dark Damian said…

    Aw, man...those bishes. I hope the other person they picked is a narcoleptic. That'll teach 'em. Besides - it just clears the way for another, better job, anyway. Screw those guys.

    Your friend slapping the wrong guy?

    Priceless.

     
  • At 12:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That sucks about the job. There will be another one, a better one, for you.

    Oh dear, that's such a classic move--telling his girlfriend that you were stalking him.

     
  • At 12:46 AM, Blogger Sherri said…

    Paula - *sniffle* I REALLY needed that job. I'm SO SAD.

    Mike - There's more than enough to go around lately but I guess life isn't boring. You can share.

    DD - "Bishes".....Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. And on the slapping incident, I'm still not sure how she managed to pick the wrong guy. She must have been wasted.

    FHL - Thanks for the sympathy about the job. Keep your fingers crossed that I'll get one soon, will ya?

    And that guy who said I was stalking him......I ran into him again the other night and he was being all sweet and charming trying to kiss up to me. That is, until I shot laser beams from my retinas and scorched his nose hairs. Assmunch.

     

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