How sexy am I now?

My boss just got fired for sexual harassment and hostile work environment. Guess who he was doing it to.......... Yep. Me.

Anyone see Natural Born Killers? Remember the scene where she's dancing in the cafe to the music on the juke box and that sleaze starts hitting on her and she kicks the crap out of him? "How sexy am I now, Fucker!?!?!"

6 months???? You gotta be shittin' me. I'm such a loser.

Hey!!!!!

I know.... Where the hell have I been and what the hell has been happening....

Damn, I have a lot to catch up on. I will post details later on but here's the extremely short version. I have several prospects in the men department and one that I've been seeing on a pretty regular basis over the last few weeks. My ex is still living in about 4 hours away from me. I have a new job that I like very much but it's incredibly stressful and I work WAY more hours per week than any human should so I'm considering going back to work for the state. My daughter was expelled from school for a semester for having a pocket knife. Hmmm.... what else????

Lemme think on it.