Ex Asshole
My ex Asshole has been staying the night at some chicks house for the past 3 nights. I still have some things there at our old place and have been stopping by every other day or so to get it and I can tell. I have my ways. You don't stay with someone for over 4 years and not learn shit about them.
We're not officially moved out from there until the 31st. He's supposed to be moving to another city after that. All I have to say about it is that he's a slime just as I've been saying all along and he must have had a slut on standby, which doesn't surprise me. He was begging me to go to dinner with him Friday night and I turned him down so he went elsewhere.
I'd better not show up at my ex home to get a load of stuff and see some toothless, horseface, crack ho on the couch though. That's all I'm saying. I'm not jealous, just a little territorial and besides.. . I warned him about that shit. It's disrespectful and rude. I told him to wait until he got out of town and keep his sick shit the hell away from my life. I don't think that's asking too much. I was tempted to cause some destruction while I was there but I was a good girl and left his belongings in tact. See how I'm learning, growing and maturing from all this peaceful quietness I now have.
Who is proud of me? I didn't even break a CD for piss sake.
We're not officially moved out from there until the 31st. He's supposed to be moving to another city after that. All I have to say about it is that he's a slime just as I've been saying all along and he must have had a slut on standby, which doesn't surprise me. He was begging me to go to dinner with him Friday night and I turned him down so he went elsewhere.
I'd better not show up at my ex home to get a load of stuff and see some toothless, horseface, crack ho on the couch though. That's all I'm saying. I'm not jealous, just a little territorial and besides.. . I warned him about that shit. It's disrespectful and rude. I told him to wait until he got out of town and keep his sick shit the hell away from my life. I don't think that's asking too much. I was tempted to cause some destruction while I was there but I was a good girl and left his belongings in tact. See how I'm learning, growing and maturing from all this peaceful quietness I now have.
Who is proud of me? I didn't even break a CD for piss sake.
posted by Sherri @ 1:14 AM
5 Comments:
At 6:38 AM,
Anonymous said…
I am proud of you. However, I probably couldn't have done it.
At 11:28 AM,
Anonymous said…
It feels better at the time to tear stuff up, but it always come back to haunt you some way.
Is your cat doing any better?
At 4:49 PM,
Katrina said…
Oh the joys of seeing the new woman. I had to go through that once, in fact, she was in his bed even. I may post about it one day, I've been thinking about it.
Anyway, glad to hear you were mature about not messing up his shit, it's hard, I know.
Sending get well wishes to Oscar.
At 9:23 AM,
Boobless Brigade Master said…
Glad to hear that you're all moved out and well on your way back to a happier you!
And you have important email about Oscar kitty!
At 12:23 PM,
K said…
If u kill him they might give you your own episode of Snapped on Oxygen.
Smooches!
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