shit molecules

I wanna explain myself on the "farting anywhere near my food" thing. (See # 22 two posts down) I feel I am doing a public service on this one much like I was here.

When someone farts, air that has been mixed with shit blows forcefully out of their ass. That air carries "shit molecules" or tiny particles of shit and distributes them out into the room. The reason you can smell a fart is because you have breathed in those shit molecules through your nose and/or your mouth. The more the stink, the higher the concentration.

I happen to have a problem with shit out of someone else's ass traveling through my nose or my mouth and sticking to the inside of my lungs. I think it's rude. And once it's there, how is it supposed to get out? Does it come out when I cough? Is that why some people's breath smells like shit? Or maybe it can't get out. Maybe it's stuck there until it gets absorbed with the oxygen into the blood supply and winds up somewhere else. Maybe that's why some people have shit for brains. If you live with someone who farts constantly near you, it could be a serious health hazard. How many stupid, bad breathed people are out there suffering from second hand shit without even knowing it?

And people who fart in the kitchen are just disgusting. Absolutely, shame on you, you fucking disgusting pig, disgusting. THAT'S WHERE THE FOOD IS, PEOPLE. Do you really think it's OK to let your shit molecules fly around the room and land on my sandwich? Even if I can't taste it, I don't think I should have to redigest someone else fecal matter. It's redundant.

Edit: What a coincidence, Winnie the POOH just came on TV. No shit. I don't like him either and his donkey needs Prozac.